A Fake Rolex Can Save your Life

What I absolutely love the most about criminals is their mindless dedication to getting petty, blingy shit, and their slavish love of money. This trait makes them some of the most negotiable businesspeople on the planet. Anything can be bought, sold, or bartered for the right price…even your life for a Rolex. For those of you who don’t know, Rolex (you must have been living on Mount Emei in China as a hermit for the past 75 years studying Kungfu with wise Monk Chen), is the most iconic and probably the most sought-after luxury watch on the planet.